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Best Funny Whatsapp Status Messages

Below are our newest and best funny Whatsapp status ideas for your next Whatsapp status messages, choose as many as you like, go ahead and check them out!






  • Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you



  • Don’t tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!



  • If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious… I’d wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?



  • I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.



  • There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday



  • There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you – I Love You



  • Mom’s logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry ..



  • Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.



  • Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my whatsapp status 



  • Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.



  • typing….



  • I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED 



  • For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened. @Funny Whatsapp Status



  • when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.



  • “You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn’t your friend anymore.



  • Do not be afraid to step on people… Mario made a career from it.



  • Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …



  • I just want to die young as late as possible. @Funny Whatsapp Status Messages



  • If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angle to kiss mah ass!



  • This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.



  • Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .



  • Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!



  • Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….



  • formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….



  • Good morning…let the stress begin @Funny Status



  • Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.



  • I can see you checking my whatsapp funny status.B)



  • Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.



  • Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!



  • “Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.” – Warren Buffett



  • since 1910



  • Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.



  • Eat…sleep….regret……repeat. Funny Whatsapp Status



  • Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.



  • move on…



  • People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.



  • We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.



  • It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live. @Troll Whatsapp Status



  • Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.





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    More Funny Status for Whatsapp

    1. Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
    2. Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he.
    3. My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity
    4. Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …….( more funny whatsapp status)
    5. “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”.
    6. You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.
    7. The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
    8. Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
    9. I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.

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