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    Monday, 19 September 2011

    Santa Banta SMS

    1.SANTA went to court

    JUDGE:
    "Order ! Order !"

    SANTA:
    "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

    JUDGE:
    "Shut Up !"

    SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

    2.After an accident,
    driver: I showed u d headlights
    & told u 2 go by side.

    Santa: I also started d wipers
    & said No, no..No no. :D


    3.Santa:- 'Which is better?
    Google or Yahoo..?'
    .
    ..
    .
    ..
    .
    ..
    .
    ..
    .
    ..
    .
    ..
    .
    ?

    Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
    Google'... :D ;)

    4.Santa found answer to the
    most difficult question ever-
    What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
    O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

    5.Santa-What Is Difference
    Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
    Shop?
    Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
    Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
    Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

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