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    Monday, 19 September 2011

    Santa Banta SMS


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    1.Santa was drawing money from ATM.
    Banta, who was just behind him in
    the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
    Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

    2.Pappu while filling up a form:
    What should I write against mother tongue.?
    Santa: Very long.....!

    3.A man to Santa:
    Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
    Santa rushes home and came back within
    half an hour and slapped the man
    and said:
    "He's not my friend."

    4.A Chini was in hospital.
    SANTA went to meet him.
    Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
    SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
    that was:-
    KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

    5.A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
    Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
    Lady calls again, Santa replies,
    I'm coming daily since 4 days,
    I press the bell but no one comes out.
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