Jokes SMS

1.3 log swarg k door pe
God-Sirf 1 hi andr aayega
1st-Mai pujari tha sari umar aapki sewa ki
IInd-Mai doctor tha sari umar logo ki sewa ki.
IIIrd-Mai TEACHER tha aur maine teaching k sath
census Election seminar CCE SSA CTS Mid day meal Daak RMSA
God-bus pagle Ab rulayega kya?
Chal ander aaja..

2.Pappa:Beti 12th ke baad kya karogi?
Beti: B.B.A..!!
Pappa:Are wah meri beti BBA karegi
lekin B.B.A hota kya hai?
Beti:Boyfriend Ki Baho me Aaram.....

3.FATHER:Tmhari mummy ne mera dil tod diya
islye m sharab p rha hu..
SON(U.K.G ): MUMMY ne mera scale b tod diya..
"mere liye b ek GLASS lagao papa

4.Physical education teacher to
Santa - Je kise da saah band ho jave ta tusi ki karoge ?
Santa - Os de nakk ch cotton pa ke sanskar di tyari karange..

5.Santa-1 Lady ko ghurte huye ja raha tha,
Lady- Dekhta kya h teri maa ki umar ki hu,
Santa- to me bhi apne baap k liye hi dhund raha hu.!
gud nght




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