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    Wednesday, 24 August 2011

    Jokes SMS

    1.3 log swarg k door pe
    God-Sirf 1 hi andr aayega
    1st-Mai pujari tha sari umar aapki sewa ki
    IInd-Mai doctor tha sari umar logo ki sewa ki.
    IIIrd-Mai TEACHER tha aur maine teaching k sath
    census Election seminar CCE SSA CTS Mid day meal Daak RMSA
    God-bus pagle Ab rulayega kya?
    Chal ander aaja..

    2.Pappa:Beti 12th ke baad kya karogi?
    Beti: B.B.A..!!
    Pappa:Are wah meri beti BBA karegi
    lekin B.B.A hota kya hai?
    Beti:Boyfriend Ki Baho me Aaram.....

    3.FATHER:Tmhari mummy ne mera dil tod diya
    islye m sharab p rha hu..
    SON(U.K.G ): MUMMY ne mera scale b tod diya..
    "mere liye b ek GLASS lagao papa

    4.Physical education teacher to
    Santa - Je kise da saah band ho jave ta tusi ki karoge ?
    Santa - Os de nakk ch cotton pa ke sanskar di tyari karange..

    5.Santa-1 Lady ko ghurte huye ja raha tha,
    Lady- Dekhta kya h teri maa ki umar ki hu,
    Santa- to me bhi apne baap k liye hi dhund raha hu.!
    gud nght




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