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    Friday, 19 August 2011

    Funny SMS

    1.
    I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
    But I can’t send you all of them,
    It will take a lot of time,
    So I’m sending you just 1 joke
    .
    .
    .
    “You are so beautiful”

    2.God made us body parts for a reason.
    Eyes: to look at you
    Hands: to pray for you
    Mind: to remember you
    Heart: to miss you
    and…
    Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!


    3.Wife:-I will die.
    Husband:- I will also die.

    Wife:-why will you die?
    Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness

    4.Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
    bottles of chilled red wine...
    happily they drink and left
    next day headline

    ~ Braking News ~

    "Blood Bank Robbed"

    5.Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
    Clerk: Yes.
    Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
    2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!




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