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    Tuesday, 19 July 2011

    Funny Sms

    1-Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.
    But..
    makhi nahin uri,
    Sardar ne kaha,
    Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
    jain to makhi sun nahin sakti



    2-Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
    Girl:Nahi
    Boy:Laikin Q?
    Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
    Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
    Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay


    3-Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
    Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
    Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
    Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..


    4-1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
    Dosri makhi nay kaha,
    “Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey”

    Pehli makhi boli:
    “Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”


    5-Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
    Wah wah..!!
    Irshad Irshaad..!!
    Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
    Joota nahin maartay,
    bus
    Moza sungha dete hain…
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