Funny sms

1-A good teacher is
tells to study hard...
But,,
A best teacher is who
Stands 0utside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .
"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..."


2-Teacher: I wil giv u a tight slap
if u continue ur non-serious filmy behaviour in the class . .
Student: . . thappar se dar nai lgta miss pyar se lgta hai;)

3-Hi. Yar Railway mein job nikli hay.
Tell me if u r intrested.
Pay is 80000 per month
Train ki headlights kharab hain.
candle lay k agay bhagna hay....:P:D


4-Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date pr bulaya wo late hogai
Girl: Am i late?
Ghalib: Falak pe sitaro ko nend aa rahi hai
Dosri ka time ho gaya tu ab aa rahi hai.

5-A beggar-Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai...:P
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