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    Thursday, 21 July 2011

    Funny sms

    1-A good teacher is
    tells to study hard...
    But,,
    A best teacher is who
    Stands 0utside D
    Examination Hall N Shouts. . .
    "OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
    APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..."


    2-Teacher: I wil giv u a tight slap
    if u continue ur non-serious filmy behaviour in the class . .
    Student: . . thappar se dar nai lgta miss pyar se lgta hai;)

    3-Hi. Yar Railway mein job nikli hay.
    Tell me if u r intrested.
    Pay is 80000 per month
    Train ki headlights kharab hain.
    candle lay k agay bhagna hay....:P:D


    4-Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date pr bulaya wo late hogai
    Girl: Am i late?
    Ghalib: Falak pe sitaro ko nend aa rahi hai
    Dosri ka time ho gaya tu ab aa rahi hai.

    5-A beggar-Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
    Sawa paanch rupya de de..
    Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
    sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai...:P
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